The Cornell Daily Sun (https://cornellsun.com/tag/420/)
Following a sensational Freedom of Expression theme year, President Pollack looked no further than the second amendment when deciding on next year’s theme.
Anyways, vote for me. I won’t build a Greek life machine. I won’t.
For a small price of just $5,000, Cornell students will be granted special permission to do something they’ve never been able to before: exercise their first amendment rights.
Stretching from Willard Straight to Day Hall, the Cornell Soup Can Network will solve all of the administration’s transparency issues.
Freaky little animals at the zoo have been kidnapping virgins and conducting sacrifices. What do they want? I don’t know, ask them yourself.
As many readers may know, today marks a sacred holiday for much of the Cornell community: April 20th; devil’s lettuce day; hashish holiday; 4/20. Whether the holiday originates from a group of juvenile delinquents in California, from celebration of the passing of a medical marijuana bill by the senate or a sneaky play on a police code to signal youth marijuana use, it is on this sacred day that those choosing to indulge light up in unison — at 4:20 PM — to celebrate their beloved psychoactive stimulant. It is a beautiful day of togetherness, community and of course, getting as high as a kite when you should be in class. To honor this revered holiday — and for the purposes of this column — I am using today to unpack the multitude of ways weed manifests itself during 4/20 fornication. From the dissociate to the giggler, here are all of the different options you should be prepared for should you choose to get spicy on the 20th of April.
Students are outraged over a professor mentioning Columbia-based research in class without the presence of a trigger warning.
Students and professors rave over this year’s Slope Day lineup featuring Ryan Lombardi and Jake Chadson ’25 as headliners.
The Cornell Interfraternity Council has recently announced a dramatic change in their application process — in an effort to maintain their reputation of exclusivity, the IFC has voted unanimously to lower the maximum acceptable Rice Purity Test score to 30. Since 2008, it has become standard for fraternities and sororities to administer a “Rice Purity Test” for their new recruits. Comprising a list of 100 activities — from “held hands romantically” to “engaged in bestiality” — the Rice Purity Test was originally meant to be used for research purposes at Rice University. However, in more recent years, it has become the go-to measure for finding out if potential pledges are cool or not.
According to a manufactured data set, the average acceptance score at Cornell fraternities was approximately 50/100 in previous years. But due to the rise of apps such as Tinder, Grindr and Gradescope, students claim it has never been easier to get fucked.
If you find that you’re hitting the blunt far more often than you’re hitting the spot down there, keep reading. Dr. Love has some tips that are sure to get your unmentionables some Big Red love.