4/20
Cornell Moon Club Petitions to Rename The Sun, Citing Moon Superiority
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Cornell Moon Club thinks Cornell needs to embrace the moon as the superior celestial body, and renaming its newspaper is a powerful way to start.
4/20
Board of Trustees Approve Name Change for ‘English: Get Lit’ Department
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The Board of Trustees approved the second English department name change in just over two months — trailblazing from the Department of Literatures in English to the Department of English: Get Lit.
4/20
Breakout Rooms? More Like Make-Out Rooms: A Guide To Zoom Flirting
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Turn on your camera. This isn’t Love Is Blind.
4/20
Cornell Moves to Green Alert Because ‘We Felt Like It’
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President Martha Pollack announced Friday morning that Cornell will once again move back to a green alert on campus because “we felt like it,” Pollack wrote in a statement to the Cornell community.
4/20
The Safest Ways to Chef Stoned
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Cooking can be dangerous, especially when cognitively impaired, and so what meal you choose to prepare will greatly determine any potential risks.
4/20
Virtual Slope Day 2021 to be Headlined by Noted Clocktower Bingalee Dingalee
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The Slope Day Programming Board has announced in an interesting twist that the McGraw Tower, will come alive to headline this year’s festival with a three-hour set.
4/20
LETTER TO THE EDITOR: That Crushing Sadness Isn’t Seasonal!
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That crushing sadness from the winter doesn’t seem like it’s ready to leave you anytime soon.
4/20
LETTER TO THE EDITOR: Who Named Me Touchdown?
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Don’t get me wrong, I’m incredibly grateful to wear your soiled, century-old mittens.
4/20
SEX ON TUESDAY? | You All Suck … at Sex
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Stop studying for goddamn oceanography or whatever shit you do and go watch some instructional videos.